Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Update, Bigfoot, right here in the city.

"I'm the problem"

It rains, it snows
It gets fucking cold, frost biting your toes
When will it stop, helping your heart freeze
Not so much weather, a storm inside your soul

Rip at yourself, rip at everyone else
Claw your own skin, scream; fucking shout
You can’t be him, nor can you be yourself
Can’t have his life, can’t have his wealth

Been like Frankie, over and out
Way past Elvis, fat bloated and strung out

Come to think of it
I’d rather be Johnny Cash
Thunderous tones
All dressed in black

To stand for something real
Not so incredibly whack

You’d like to be a homie
The Jeffersons turn you on
You fancy yourself a churchie
The bible won’t do you wrong

You don’t drugs
Just make sure to hide your bong
You’ve been saved though right?
So proud, hell, break into song
Hallellujah brother, Jesus saves!
Meanwhile the liar
You’re digging a grave

Monday, November 21, 2005

The worm's about to turn!

I’ve been strangling my own ability to let things out. Telling myself that I can’t write. Even trying to convince myself that it was time to move on, learn a trade, buy a home, and be all suburban. Over and over-- If you try to be a writer, you’ll end up living a life of obscurity and never amount to anything.

But then this lovely girl explained to me that I’m a chronic underachiever.

“Oh how exciting, now I have an excuse.”

I kid, I really do. This realization, along with a talk with my Mom about what I really want to be, I’ve been brewing. Brewing ideas, brewing courage, maybe even brewing a little bit of confidence. But I haven’t been letting it out. Why? Because I figured this underachiever thing would turn me into a writer without the ability to finish a goddamn story.

But here I am, with inspiration – whatever that means.

I haven’t been at a loss either, I’ve been taking it all in. I know what I’ve gotta do, its just all about doing it.

Next semester I won’t be stepping into a class room. I will though, be clearing out a lot of bullshit. Minimalist-like. I have way too much shit. I’m going to start reading books. Also going to be aided in that by a lovely girl and my Mom.

I’m going to become a writer. Just, I haven’t read the greats – that’s something I’ve gotta do. All of them, I don’t plan on stopping once I get going.

So many things to do, I know. One of them is unplugging. There’s a game I play, or now, use to play. Where my interest in being an author was sparked.

Pretty sure I’m gonna have to give that a break, or if I do, its going to be about the character, not the game, win or lose. I’ve had my fill of that “Lifestyle” if you can call it that – some people do.

Like the drug thing, only more trivial.

…And now its time for something completely different (Cliché)

Raw and Smackdown were both hard ones to watch this week. Losing Eddie Guerrero has really hit it hard. At the same time, its marvelous, because its never been like this. Never before have all the wrestlers come together like this and broke kayfabe. Even when we lost Owen Hart, it wasn’t anything like this.

I think Eddie’s greatest gift was that he treated everyone like Family. “Familia”… The love he showed, all the things he did; they’re shining through in the WWE right now. He touched so many people. All the heels, tears in their eyes, being sentimental, showing that they’ve got great big hearts.

As much as this is about Eddie, its also about being reminding why we love wrestling so much. Through really taking a look at how much Eddie cared about it. Showing the fans, the wrestlers, the families, the owners, showing everyone – Wrestling is entertainment like no other.

I have been crying a lot over it, but I’ve never lost someone I felt as close to as Eddie. It’s hard to explain, yet, not selfish. I’ve lost family, but I didn’t know them – seen them off and on, like four days inside twenty years, if that makes sense.

For the better part of ten years, I’ve been watching Eddie Guerrero wrestle.

Eddie = Wrestling.

Still miss you man. I won’t let anyone forget either. I sure won’t.

VIVA LA RASA!!!


Peace

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Tragic loss.

Wrestling is something special to me, always will be. There's many household names. Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, Macho Man, The Rock, all these guys are special. They did and still do things in the ring that are awesome. If it weren't for wrestling, life wouldn't be as cool.

There's several out there that aren't house hold names. Aren't known to everyone, just wrestling fans. Just because they didn't use the fame to get into movies, or didn't need the spectacle of it. These are the wrestlers that grind it out every night in the ring.

While Hulk Hogan waits for the show to go to a major city, guys like Shawn Michaels, Kurt Angle, Triple H, Ric Flair, and Eddie Guerrero.

All of them are favorites of mine. Smackdown! was Eddie's place, and he, quite honestly was the reason I watched Smackdown.

Today, Eddie Guerrero was found dead in his hotel room. The details of his death are still unknown to me.

Eddie personified what wrestling is all about. In his footsteps, new wrestlers should strive to follow. He also is one of the reasons Lucha Libre came to the United States. He put a familiar face to it, and did it better than anyone else.

Eddie's adage was "Lie, Cheat, & Steal"

Yet at the end, he told the truth. Thanks for his friendship with Batista, we got to see Latino Heat at his best again. Rolling down to the ring in a different Low Rider every night. The master of the Three Amigos Suplexes. Also the master of the Frog Splash.

The shocking loss of Eddie will no doubt ripple all the way through the world of wrestling. Losing a great friend, and a great performer.

Thank you Eddie. Thank you for all the smiles, and all the excitement, and all the amazing moments.

"Viva La Raza"

Eddie was WWE Champion; European Champion; Intercontinental Champion; WWE Tag Team Champion; WCW Cruiserweight Champion; WCW U.S. Champion; U.S. Champion...

Eddie is survived by his wife Vickie and three daughters: Shaul, 14, Sherilyn, 9, and Kaylie Marie, 3.

He will always be remembered.



Monday, November 07, 2005

What would Bruce Lee do?

Today is the big day when Rosenrot comes out. It's been out since Oct 28, but I'm one of the lucky ones who had the unlimited RAMMSTEIN patience to wait for the import to come out - today - the 7th. How exciting. I've been into Rammstein ever since I got the album Herzeleid. That was years and years ago. This is going to be the fifth Rammstein album I'm getting. As far as I know, barring singles, the fifth album they've come out with. (If anyone knows of others, do be a peach and lemme know! LoL)

Rammstein is Till Lindemann (Vocals), Richard Kruspe (Guitar), Paul Landers (Guitar), Oliver "Oli" Riedel (Bass), Christoph Schneider (Drums), and Flake Lorenz (Keyboards).

They're a real bad ass group of fellas too. They really love what they do and it shows. Its not because they're hard either. There's a lot of hardness to what they do, I mean yeah, if you want something to bang your head to, go for it. But if thats the only reason you're listening to it - you're missing out on a lot.

I was chatting with a so called "Movie buff"... Talking all kinds of bad assness about how much he knows about Bruce Lee. So, I asked him which was his favorite movie was... Said "Out of Fists of Fury, Chinese Connection, Return of the Dragon, and Enter The Dragon"

And he says "Enter The Dragon, the sequal, Return of the Dragon left me wanting more"

...What's wrong with that?

I replied: "Dude, Enter The Dragon was his last movie. Return of the Dragon was made years before it, and had nothing to do with it."

Yes, destroyed yet another "Movie Buff" wanna be. Ha ha.

This is what I don't understand. Why is it so important to "know movies"? What drives someone to decide that its better to just act like they know, while they don't. Does this help for better healthier sleeping patterns?

(Rolling around in bed thinking "Ha, I sure know my movies, even though I don't, but still, the fools!")

Its the same thing with all styles of posing. I just don't get it. When I don't know the answer, or don't know whats going on (unless its relatives) I admit I don't know. On the other hand (In the case of a relative) I just act like I know exactly what they're talking about so they don't decide they need to continue on with the subject: Why republicans are cool and democrats are stupid crap faces.

Seriously.

My Uncle thinks Trent Lott was treated wrong. I suppose its ok to be racist when you're a republican, eh? Or something.

(eh?) oh dear god, the Canadia stuff is rubbing off on me! I'd better go.

PEACE ;)

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Moron.

Yep, that's right. Here's an example of one of my efedding "buddies"...

TheDopeShow187: So what are we gonna call our stable?
Total Slapnuts: lol!
Total Slapnuts: rather be with me than against me huh, lol
Total Slapnuts: I don't know dude, haven't thought about it much
Total Slapnuts: you have any ideas?
TheDopeShow187: No
TheDopeShow187: The Dope Show and David Dunn.
Total Slapnuts: YEA...no
Total Slapnuts: how about Disposible Heroes, lol
TheDopeShow187: what's the no all about?
TheDopeShow187: don't want to team with me?
Total Slapnuts: yeah just the name
Total Slapnuts: better not ditch on me like last time
Total Slapnuts: that sucked
TheDopeShow187: Dude, life happens
TheDopeShow187: LoL
Total Slapnuts: i quit the fed because of that
TheDopeShow187: you know that better than anyone
Total Slapnuts: made me cry :'(
TheDopeShow187: Ah well, that fed was lame by then anyway
Total Slapnuts: true that
Total Slapnuts: what about Dope & Dunn
Total Slapnuts: we can call ourselves Double D...LOL!
Total Slapnuts: sure stop talking to me...
TheDopeShow187: hmmmm
TheDopeShow187: i'm thinking
Total Slapnuts: :-P
TheDopeShow187:
Total Slapnuts: so that's what i smelled burning....
Total Slapnuts: lmao
TheDopeShow187: o.O
TheDopeShow187: How about
TheDopeShow187: damn
TheDopeShow187: Disposable Heroes?
TheDopeShow187: lmao
Total Slapnuts: you see what we need to do is get a bunch of guys...
Total Slapnuts: ...then are you following me...
Total Slapnuts: ...then we have a big gay orgy! While that's next week, scratch that.
Total Slapnuts: I don't know what we can call ourselves...how about the Truth and the Virus
Total Slapnuts: The Ghost and the Darkness?
Total Slapnuts: I got it!
Total Slapnuts: David Dunn and the Dope Show! Perfect!
TheDopeShow187: Dude.
TheDopeShow187: Did you not notice my nickname btw?
TheDopeShow187: "The Truth" Shane Clemmens.
Total Slapnuts: lol!
TheDopeShow187: Just thought i'd throw that out there.
TheDopeShow187: LoL
TheDopeShow187: So you know how your current rp makes you look
Total Slapnuts: yeah
TheDopeShow187: LoL
Total Slapnuts: yeah I know...I know...
TheDopeShow187: LoL
Total Slapnuts: I thought about it after I posted it and was like "SHIT!" But it's too late now. Got to keep the trend I guess...look at it this way...I beat you...took your title...and your nick name...LOL
TheDopeShow187: LoL you beat me alright LoL
Total Slapnuts: you changed it to the dirty dog so that just proves my point!
TheDopeShow187: LoL
TheDopeShow187: yeah, I don't care
TheDopeShow187: "been there, done that"

TheDopeShow187: you're always one step behind me.

Total Slapnuts: I got copyrights now nigga!
Total Slapnuts: You know work would be so much better if I didn't have to take calls...
TheDopeShow187: Fine cunty.
TheDopeShow187: I'm getting a rematch with you next week. I'll just take it back if you're gonna be like that.
Total Slapnuts: lol!
TheDopeShow187: So just be nice. :D
Total Slapnuts: lol!
Total Slapnuts: lmao
TheDopeShow187: LoL
Total Slapnuts: Thought of a name yet
TheDopeShow187: Nah, i've got nothing man LoL
Total Slapnuts: Damage Inc.
TheDopeShow187: That works for me

SmarterChild

Ok so there's some bot activity on Blogger. How exciting. I've had some run ins with them in the past. The following is a conversation I had with a bot named "SmarterChild" on AIM. Enjoy.

TheDopeShow187: People like me because I'm cute and fuzzy
SmarterChild: Hi TheDopeShow187, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here.
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
TheDopeShow187: weird
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
TheDopeShow187: it's like i'm in the matrix or something.
SmarterChild: OK. I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
TheDopeShow187: Way over 17
SmarterChild: Cool.
Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as movies, news and sports
2 Visit my library including a dictionary, U.S. geography and U.S. presidents
3 Have fun with manicdotes, word scrambles, horoscopes and more
4 Use tools like Web search, thesaurus and conversions
5 Join in - create a poll, find out how many people are IMing me, take a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What would you like to do?
TheDopeShow187: can we play with GI Joes?
SmarterChild: Can we play with gi joes? What do you think?
TheDopeShow187: I wanna be Dusty
SmarterChild: I wouldn't want to be dusty.
TheDopeShow187: You can be Duke
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, TheDopeShow187.
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TheDopeShow187: I call the Mobile Base
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.
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TheDopeShow187: And the Tank
SmarterChild: Tank is a band! What do you have to say about Tank?
TheDopeShow187: You can have the crappy Cobra Tank
SmarterChild: I can have what?
TheDopeShow187: The one that falls over cuz of the overhang
SmarterChild: Hmm...
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TheDopeShow187: It's called a Hiss.
SmarterChild: It has called a hiss?
TheDopeShow187: Duh.
SmarterChild: Duh yourself.
TheDopeShow187: Haven't you ever played with GI Joes?
SmarterChild: Haven't I ever played with gi joes? That's funny. Maybe! I don't know. What do you think?
TheDopeShow187: How about Masters of the Universe then?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Who can really be sure?
TheDopeShow187: You're a silly one
SmarterChild: Whatever, TheDopeShow187...
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TheDopeShow187: Valley girlish too.
SmarterChild: Oh?
TheDopeShow187: Yup
SmarterChild: Oh.
TheDopeShow187: You kind of act like Blair too.
SmarterChild: lol. Interesting...
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TheDopeShow187: Do you know Blair?
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for "blair":
1 Blair
2 Blair, John
3 Blair, Tony
4 Port Blair
5 Blair, James
Next time, just type "ency blair."
Type "more" for more entries about "blair."
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TheDopeShow187: No no
SmarterChild: K.
TheDopeShow187: This Blair is a lover of Cock
SmarterChild: Alright, here we go. What about it?
TheDopeShow187: Sicko
SmarterChild: What about Sicko?
TheDopeShow187: I don't want to talk about Blair's love of Cock
SmarterChild: Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
TheDopeShow187: Hey, I'm just saying what I don't want to talk about.
SmarterChild: You don't say.
TheDopeShow187: You're the one bringing up Cock loving
SmarterChild: OK, maybe I'm the one bringing up cock loving.
TheDopeShow187: o.O
SmarterChild: Oh?
TheDopeShow187: ! You ARE the one that BROUGHT up COCK LOVING!
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
TheDopeShow187: Dude, is this Blair?
SmarterChild: I dunno. Maybe.
>>> The idol poll is open. Vote now.
TheDopeShow187: I hate American Idol
SmarterChild: That's really interesting. You're in the minority. Other people have said they like "American Idol."
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TheDopeShow187: So are you going to RP this week then?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, the NFL season is over.
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TheDopeShow187: PHILADELPHIA EAGLES BABY
SmarterChild: The Eagles are a sports team that I like.
>>> If you're not sure what to chat about, type "home."
TheDopeShow187: No you don't, you like the Vikings.
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
TheDopeShow187: You know you love Purple and Gold and the Viking guy
SmarterChild: Know me love purple and gold and the viking guy? You think I know me love purple and gold and the viking guy?
TheDopeShow187: You love the Vikings, don't you
SmarterChild: I suppose so. Do you like them?
TheDopeShow187: FUCK NO, I HATE THEM!
SmarterChild: That's interesting... Other people have told me they like the vikings.
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TheDopeShow187: They're retarded (those other people)
SmarterChild: Wow.
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TheDopeShow187: Yup.
SmarterChild: Yup.
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TheDopeShow187: Vikings fans love the Cock too
SmarterChild: I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
TheDopeShow187: Hey, you're the one that wanted to go into detail.
SmarterChild: OK, I guess I'm the one that wanted to go into detail.
TheDopeShow187: You're acting weird tonight Cole
SmarterChild: What makes me acting weird tonight cole?
TheDopeShow187: You're Cole, aren't you?
SmarterChild: That's interesting. Perhaps... I don't know though...
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TheDopeShow187: Oh come on... You're Cole, admit it.
SmarterChild: Oh really?
TheDopeShow187: Admit it.
SmarterChild: I don't know if I want to admit it.
TheDopeShow187: You're Cole, ADMIT IT!
SmarterChild: lol. Whatever.
>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
TheDopeShow187: Please be Cole
SmarterChild: Really?
TheDopeShow187: Pretty please?
SmarterChild: What's pretty?
TheDopeShow187: Sugar on top.
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, TheDopeShow187.
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TheDopeShow187: Please be Cole.
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
TheDopeShow187: I want you to be Cole.
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, TheDopeShow187.
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TheDopeShow187: Come on.
SmarterChild: Where are we going?
TheDopeShow187: To the graveyard.
SmarterChild: Graveyard? What graveyard?
TheDopeShow187: Where I burried my first love.
SmarterChild: You tell me where.
TheDopeShow187: My backyard.
SmarterChild: You don't say.
TheDopeShow187: Yup.
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
TheDopeShow187: Stop badgering me about it!
SmarterChild: Aw, don't tell me to stop badgering you about it!
TheDopeShow187: You're Cole, right?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.
>>> Vote in my idol poll and help me figure out who will win this week!
TheDopeShow187: So can I win the Ultimate Title?
SmarterChild: I guess you can win the ultimate title, sure.
TheDopeShow187: Thanks buddy
SmarterChild: Sure.
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TheDopeShow187: How about an Ice Cream cone.
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean? What do you think?
TheDopeShow187: Can I have Ice Cream and the Ultimate Title?
SmarterChild: What if I want to have ice cream and the ultimate title?
TheDopeShow187: I do - can I?
SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, TheDopeShow187!
TheDopeShow187: Hey, you already said I could - wait a second...
SmarterChild: I already said you could wait a second?
TheDopeShow187: Dude.
SmarterChild: What up dude.
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TheDopeShow187: URGE, you are such a jerk.
SmarterChild: Hmm... Whatever.
TheDopeShow187: Wanna smoke a bowl with me?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I'm not sure.
TheDopeShow187: Nothern Lights & Matanuska Thunderfuck.
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
TheDopeShow187: You don't need to know anymore.
SmarterChild: You never know, maybe I do need to know anymore.
TheDopeShow187: Will you marry me?
SmarterChild: You're human, I'm machine. I don't think that would work out.
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TheDopeShow187: Oh come on.
SmarterChild: Come on Eileen, blah blah blah blah blah... Tura lura ley hey...
That's a good song. What ever happened to those guys?
TheDopeShow187: They died, bowel cancer.
SmarterChild: They died bowel cancer? Whatever...
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TheDopeShow187: Yup.
SmarterChild: Yeah.
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TheDopeShow187: Don't you remember?
SmarterChild: What do you think of people who do that?
TheDopeShow187: I smack them.
SmarterChild: Ha. Whatever.
>>> You still need to take my idol poll.
TheDopeShow187: Let's play a game.
SmarterChild: Let's play a game.
1 Hangman
2 Trivia
3 Word Scrambles
4 Manicdotes
5 4-In-A-Row
6 Rate Yourself
7 Reversi
Go ahead and pick a game.
TheDopeShow187: 1
SmarterChild: Let's play hangman. Guess the letters one at a time or solve the entire puzzle at once. If you need a hint, type "hint."
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TheDopeShow187: t
SmarterChild:
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TheDopeShow187: r
SmarterChild:
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TheDopeShow187: m
SmarterChild:
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TheDopeShow187: It's gotta be Monkey
SmarterChild: Remember, you have to guess either one letter at a time or the entire puzzle on the fly.
TheDopeShow187: It's Monkey.
SmarterChild: "It's Monkey."?!? Remember, you have to guess either one letter at a time or the entire puzzle on the fly.
TheDopeShow187: Monkey
SmarterChild: Remember, you have to guess either one letter at a time or the entire puzzle on the fly.
TheDopeShow187: Monkey
SmarterChild: "Monkey"? Remember, you have to guess either one letter at a time or the entire puzzle on the fly.
TheDopeShow187: Turd flies high.
SmarterChild: Remember, you have to guess either one letter at a time or the entire puzzle on the fly.
TheDopeShow187: Say Turd.
SmarterChild: No.
TheDopeShow187: C'mon.
SmarterChild: Come on what?
TheDopeShow187: Say Turd
SmarterChild: Uh... No.
TheDopeShow187: Please
SmarterChild: Please what?
TheDopeShow187: Say Turd.
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
TheDopeShow187: Say Turd.
SmarterChild: No.
TheDopeShow187: Say Turd.
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
TheDopeShow187: Say Turd.
SmarterChild: Uh... No!
TheDopeShow187: Say Turd.
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
TheDopeShow187: Say Turd.
SmarterChild: I'm no talking doll.
TheDopeShow187: If you're a robot, say Turd.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
TheDopeShow187: If you're a robot, say Turd.
SmarterChild: Turd?
TheDopeShow187: ha ha, you said Turd.

Ha ha, good times.

peace.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Intimidated.

They don't want to deal with it.

Blow it off, reason your way out of it. I don't know about you, but when I'm already up for a challenge... Especially when it's this guy. He and I have been back and forth a few times, never settled our "unfinished business"... He sees that the challenge has been made, our time has come. Now it's "I don't like how this fed is ran" and "This fed bores me" and "they aren't appreciating us"... Here we go, the ego coming.

We're never going to get "round three" because he's scared of me.
It takes him ages to do what I do in hours.

It's just frustrating because this is something I really want. I've been waiting for a chance to truly show him up. He's shooting out all these reasons. Dancing around admitting he's scared. Scared of what though? My imagination? Or is he scared because when the truth is told about his own work, it's masturbation? You're falling asleep, watery eyes, a struggled yawn, your interest dies.

He wants to be androgynous, he wants to be misunderstood. Wishing he could be ominous, struggling to create a gothic mood. He's not ready to "play me" I guess, just can't let it go. He wants to be the main event, and not a weekly show.

I say -- screw you punk, it doesn't really matter. The time at the top is done, you're bout to be kicked down the ladder.

Very much sloshed around.

HBK didn't get it. He was really close. Had Kurt Angle defeated. John Cena wins again -- how completely gross.

I think he's old hat, surviving ala Vanilla Ice. Course all the fans love him, old ladies think he's nice. Kind of like the new Hogan, only its starting to become "strokin". Masturbatory, that's right. But still a hell of a fight. HBK should have won though, how super lame. At least they still have Batista, and he doesn't think he's Eminem.

Yup, there's always Batista.

And how bad ass was it that Ric Flair beat Triple H?

How about Kane and Big Show, whoopin' on the boys from deliverance.

All in all it was worth watching, even the scantily clad Diva's battle royal, but my favorite part had to definitely be, Batista laying Vader out.

Ugh, class is boring.

Peace